DON’t drink and dRIVE!!!
27 Jun 2011 Leave a Comment
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Don’t drink and drive; you might cost someone their life or loose yours!!!
I was opportuned to attend a VIP class (Victim Impact Panel) hosted by MADD (Mothers against Drunk Driving). They had three major speakers. These are their stories! You don’t want to be in their position; it brought tears to the eyes of their audience.
Dylan: About 60 years old… Caucasian male…
He started with telling us about his daughter, she was a high school volleyball coach who lived in California. Dylan and his wife got a call at 5:00 AM on a weekend. He said he knew it had to be bad news. They were told to come to California immediately, that his daughter had been hit by a drunk driver. He took his ailing wife and they boarded the first flight out of Dallas to California. His wife has Lupus and heart problems. When they got there, his daughter was laying there in the bed looking lifeless. He asked the doctor what her condition was and he did some basic tests and said nothing. They waited in the room 24-hrs and decided to confront the doctor. The doctor said they had to keep her for 72-hrs. Dylan found out later that his daughter was already dead and had been on life support. I guess that explained all the tubes. He went on to explain the vents that precede this dilemma. His daughter was out of school for summer. She was supposed to be coming home to Dallas in two weeks. I don’t remember his daughter’s name. Well she had gone out to lunch at a restaurant with some friends. They finished and were outside the restaurant chatting… Meanwhile, Tonya just left the restaurant. She had a designated driver but took the keys from her friend and decided to drive. She left from the same restaurant as Dylan’s daughter. She got in the car, revved up and went over the median. She was speeding towards Dylan’s daughter and her friends. The other ladies jumped one way, and Dylan’s daughter jumped in the wrong direction. Because two seconds later, his daughter’s skull was smashed across the pavement. Dylan received a letter a couple of months later from a by-stander that saw the whole thing. She said that his daughter had died on the spot and the ambulance had tried to revive her when they got there. Tonya, received a free ride to jail, placed a bond of $75,000 and paid a lawyer $27,000. She went to trial about a year and a half later and got 6 years in jail. Dylan and his wife were never the same. His wife died from lupus after several heart complications, several years later. He has tried to commit suicide twice but hasn’t succeeded… He said Lupus didn’t kill his wife; she died from “A Broken Heart!” Think twice before you drink and drive!
Mrs. Hunter: 58 years old… Caucasian female… Nurse…
Misty Don Hunter was 21 and would be 22 on January 4th 2002. On the night of December 5th 2001, Misty hugged her mother tightly before she left for Durant, Oklahoma with her friend African-American friend Toni. She told her mother she didn’t want to go but she had promised Toni she would drive her to the party in Durant. Mrs. Hunter went to sleep that night and woke up at about 7 am the next morning. She couldn’t go back to sleep. She said she knew her daughter was dead and was lying on highway TX-121. She wanted to go there; put on her robe, found her keys and ran to the door. Her car was blocked in by her foster-son’s car on one side and the other side was Toni’s car but she couldn’t find the keys. She ran to her foster-son’s room and tried to wake him. Knowing him, she said he could sleep through a tornado! She went back and laid in bed, keys and purse in hand. About two hours later, her foster-son’s wife came to her room and told her that two officers were at the door. The younger officer looked very young, he probably was about 18 and it looked like it was his first notification/visit, cos he broke down and cried while delivering the news of her daughter’s death to her. The older officer took over and told her that there was another lady in the passenger seat. She was also dead! As she stood there staring at the officer in shock, one of Toni’s sons walked up to her and said “Where is mama?” He was five! Later she was told that Misty and Toni had left the party at about 2:30 am and were headed back home. As soon as they merged unto the highway, they got rammed in by a drunk driver. Toni was very tiny; she was 4’3 and weighed about 98lbs. The very sudden impact of her airbag smashed her against the seat. It busted the top of her head wide open. Misty on the other hand was about 5’3 and a 125lbs. Her head snapped back from the impact and broke her neck. Mrs. Hunter was crying inaudibly by this time and I looked around and a couple of mothers around me were crying too. Well the police couldn’t find Toni’s family. Mrs. Hunter said they lived in San Antonio but her car was registered in her father’s name. They were able to track them down at about 12:30 pm that afternoon and inform them of this disheartening news. Mrs. Hunter was called to go to the morgue and identify her daughter. They prepared Misty and she was lying on her side in a fetal position with both hands clasped together under her head. Mrs. Hunter was wailing and begged to take Misty home. She said she was a nurse and she could take care of her and nurse her back to health. She finished with saying, I had only one daughter! I wanted grandkids! Mothers are not supposed to bury their children; it’s supposed to be the other way around. She has not been the same ever since. She is asthmatic… Had some complications at work and was told to go to the hospital. She got there and sat in her car and begged God to take her life but remembered her daughter’s warning that if anyone of them died before the other, the other must go on living. So she opened the door to the hospital walked in and got treatment. She also has one son, two step-sons and two foster-sons… Toni’s two sons now live with their father Brandon, she never gets to see them anymore…
Thomas Jones: African-American male… Ex-Police Officer (11yrs) and State Trooper (10yrs)…
Seen it all; heard it all!!! He was at a bar one night, talking to the bouncer at the door and noticed someone in the backseat of his patrol car. He walked up to the car, opened the back door and this guy yelled at him “Taxi! Take me to Fort Hood!” The police officer looked at the man and said this is not a taxi, don’t you see the white and black and big lights on top of the car? He asked the man, are you drunk? The man replied, yes! I parked my car, I can’t drive and I getting a taxi, obviously so come on! He told the man to step out of the car, patted him down and felt his keys in his pocket. He asked the man to show him his car. They walked around the building to the parking lot and the man pointed at his car. Mr. Thomas took him to Fort Hood that night because he made the right choice. As soon as they got to Fort Hood, the man pointed to a building, not sure if it was his but the police officer dropped him off there. Make the right choice!
Couple of Facts!
- The legal BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) in all states is 0.08%
- Every 45 minutes, someone dies because of a drunk driver.
- If you are arrested for DWI, your license will immediately be suspended.
- If you weigh about 150lbs; at three and a half drinks or three beers and you are at limit! (Check a BAC calculator online for more info)
- The only way to sober up is time! No cold showers, eating or ten bottles of water! Alcohol leaves the body at 0.015% per hour! (Do the Math!)
There’s so much to lose!!!
- jail time
- court costs
- loss of job/loss of income
- attorneys fees
- increased insurance rates
- car impound and towing fees
- loss of driving privileges
- cost of drivers education classes
- cost and inconvenience of ignition interlock device installed on car
- community service time
- and the worst consequence of drunk driving is injuring or killing someone
My First Sunday
27 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
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Guess what! I was early and got a really good seat too.. FYI (My church gets pretty packed, standing room only if you are late!) We always get a hymn leaflet and a bulletin. I was a handed a smaller and different hymn leaflet hence my story. I walked in, sat down and said a prayer before the service started. My neighbor had some headphones connected to an A-TRACK or so I thought until I asked her and she said it was a hearing aid. When the service started, I couldn’t find the songs in my leaflet. I looked across at my neighbor and she shared hers with me. She (I’ll tell you her name later) was an older woman, couldn’t really guess her age and I’m pretty good at this..
Anyways I would say mid-sixties. For some reason she reminded me of “Mary Poppins” She was dressed like a maiden in one those old movies. She had a black long sleeve turtle neck underneath a dress. She also had lace scarf draped over her head. No, I wasn’t staring at her the whole service, I only got a good look at her afterwards when we were exchanging pleasantries.
My neighbor gave me her hymn leaflet during the middle of the service and I ended up sharing it with her. There were passages in the service, the second one resonated with me the most.
Reading 2: Matthew 6 vs 24-34
Jesus said to his disciples:“No one can serve two masters.
He will either hate one and love the other,
or be devoted to one and despise the other.
You cannot serve God and mammon.
“Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life,
what you will eat or drink,
or about your body, what you will wear.
Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?
Look at the birds in the sky;
they do not sow or reap, they gather nothing into barns,
yet your heavenly Father feeds them.
Are not you more important than they?
Can any of you by worrying add a single moment to your life-span?
Why are you anxious about clothes?
Learn from the way the wild flowers grow.
They do not work or spin.
But I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor
was clothed like one of them.
If God so clothes the grass of the field,
which grows today and is thrown into the oven tomorrow,
will he not much more provide for you, O you of little faith?
So do not worry and say, ‘What are we to eat?’
or ‘What are we to drink?’or ‘What are we to wear?’
All these things the pagans seek.
Your heavenly Father knows that you need them all.
But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness,
and all these things will be given you besides.
Do not worry about tomorrow; tomorrow will take care of itself.
Sufficient for a day is its own evil.”
When it was time for Holy Communion, my neighbor lifted the hmmm.. (I don’t know what its called but u know the stuff u kneel down on to pray? Catholics help me out!) Well that, she pulled up two crutches and I’m thinking OMG!!! She’s wounded! No thats not it, I step aside and get in line and she has one leg.. I got my holy communion, got back to my seat, knelt down and cried. All I could say was that I was soooooo sorry God for complaining about everything, from my present situation to my past.. just really sorry about nagging Him, not believing or having Faith..
When the service was over, she gave me a really warm hug and she said ” I feel like I’ve known you a long time” then she smiled.. While we were walking out of the church out of curiousity, I asked her what her name was. She turned to me, smiled and said “Piggy!” very giggly..lol I said what? And she replied Piggy, thats what I’m called. I told her mine and we parted ways but not before I turned around and said see you next “First Sunday!”
When you worry so much about anything and everything, think about those that have nothing and yet give everything! My Blessing today was not the sermon but God sent me “Piggy” for a reason… What’s yours?
Bitches! BiTCHES!! BITCHES!!!
05 Feb 2011 1 Comment
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Wannie Neal hey!!!lol so are you coming to my house?
Sharon Omoikhudu no Wannie… no one’s coming to ur house… no one wants to die on the road… lol
Wannie Neal whatever Sharon you suck anyway that why am asking Nan…lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Bitches! BiTCHES!! BITCHES!!!
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Janjane Ahluwalia lol fuck u ada but srlsy I gotta drink with some people, Sharon what do u say we take a drive?
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Why? Whatever did I do?!?
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Guys check out my page and watch “Fuji House of Commotion!” Its effing hilarious!!!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Hoe! its fucking called hoe, wench!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku I guess u did Sharon!.. lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku @Nan I didn’t know u cared about stuff like that, I thought u were a free spirit!..
Besides they definitely don’t know u if they are worried about lil shit like this!!!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Imma cut a Bitch! U know better than to come at me like that..
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Wannie Neal text me your number Sharon and waiting on it..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku U know u don’t want none of this, don’t front on Facebook..
Wannie Neal who you talking to? The lady that dont call or check on your friends…lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku That’s all u got? U know I love u!..
Wannie Neal @Sharon shut up plz… Oh!!!!!!!!! am mad cause on one wanna come over. I feel like doing something tonight, we are going to Ada place.. Who with me????lol
Janjane Ahluwalia wannie don’t fuck with nigerians now, u know ur boy toy will be here in a few days and u need to get u a lil ..ck ..ick so u don’t dry out
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Oh now y’all wanna come over!!! Y’ALL bITCHES! BiTCHES!! bitches!!!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Nan u r a lost cause!!! Lmao!
Wannie Neal @Ada you know you wanna us/…
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku U know y’all love Nigerians, even Zikani Grant had us on his email addy!!!
Janjane Ahluwalia tomorow aint sunday neaal what r u talking abt?
Wannie Neal We need to plan on why to get these football player..lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Sharon??? Get off Twitter and get back on!
Wannie Neal @Nan no bitch is tomorrow bitch I know when my man going to be here..lol
Wannie Neal @Ada why you need help..lol Nan let get the Nigerians..lol
Sharon Omoikhudu wow lmao @ Wannie “We need to plan on why to get these football players” hahaha
Sharon Omoikhudu ok i’m back
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Sharon!!! Watch out for these French speaking Africans!!! They are double teaming on me!!!
Wannie Neal @Sharon how to get the football.. that why we all need to meet at Ada house..lol
Janjane Ahluwalia sharon leave that girl alone lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Nan???
Wannie Neal shut up Nan!! That why you all need to get a man and still off fb..lol
Janjane Ahluwalia watt? what did I do?
Sharon Omoikhudu lol what girl???
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Wannie Neal @Nan not being on my side..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Look who’s talking! Bitch u got a man and u still on Facebook!!!!
Wannie Neal on off the single list bitchess lol…
Sharon Omoikhudu lol who sad i didn’t have a man??????? lol under cover 101
Janjane Ahluwalia man or woman sharon?
Wannie Neal whatever!! and you guys dont..hahahahaha!!!!!!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Yeah right thats what u think.. We still have to check his ass out and approve!
Wannie Neal Awww!! whatever Nan…
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Nan is fucking retarded!!! Lmao!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Yeah Sharon MAN OR WOMAN, i’VE BEEN WONDERING MY DAMN SELF?!?
Janjane Ahluwalia I says it like I sees it cuz I keeps it real lol
Sharon Omoikhudu u wish i’ll tell ya tass… 4 all ya know i could have one 4 every weekend if i wanted to… lol tryna be funny!
Wannie Neal both bitchess…that why I roll……
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku ROTFL!!!
Wannie Neal and that for sharon
Sharon Omoikhudu i’m so done with ya’ll… F u1
Wannie Neal oh dont run now.. still
Janjane Ahluwalia F u1?
Sharon Omoikhudu ya fuc* u with one stick!
Janjane Ahluwalia hahahaha
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Wow! All of us?!?
Wannie Neal lol…
Wannie Neal I love your….
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Wannie Neal but am going to find something to do…
Wannie Neal Bye lonelly bitchessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol
Sharon Omoikhudu use one sticks enough… lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Imma kick Wannie’s ass!!! Who’s with me?
Wannie Neal @Ada F….u..lol
Janjane Ahluwalia i’m in, and then i’ll take her boss’ number
Wannie Neal ok but he like Ada, I think…
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku U damn right! Minaj a trois! Fuck the English accent out his BRAINS!!!
Janjane Ahluwalia fuck these nigerians
Janjane Ahluwalia ada never made him blush
Sharon Omoikhudu u wish u could fuc* us Nigerians lol
Wannie Neal yep
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Janjane Ahluwalia that was all me, yes sharon I sure can fuck u bitches
Wannie Neal @Sharon am F….your up tonight..
Wannie Neal just tell me when and where.. am coming just be ready.
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku wOW!! I guess some bitches are getting raped tonight!!!
Sharon Omoikhudu lmao… ok at the back of the darkest alley… come ready to go all night!
Wannie Neal @Ada yep and you first than Nan and sharon
Sharon Omoikhudu see how she saved the best 4 last! lol
Wannie Neal but can your take all this??
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Bitch u won’t have no strength to go on to the next two! I’LL WEAR THAT ASS OUT!!!
Janjane Ahluwalia been there done that sharon, y’all will be sloppy seconds
Wannie Neal lol… whatever Ada that what you saying now..
Janjane Ahluwalia on a serious note wannie tell that boy i’m the one talking to him not ada
Wannie Neal lol.. ok nan..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Lmao! Ok Nan..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku ” Wannie tell that boy he’s my man, I don’t care if he knows it or not!” -Nan
Wannie Neal ada you ready cause am coming to rock your world… and am not playing this time…
Wannie Neal ok I will ada.. but you mind tonight am coming..lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Gurl u know I was born ready! Its going down tonight! Watch and learn Heifers!!!
Sharon Omoikhudu lol but what about me… i wanna meet this Boss… i’m sure when he see’s me… non of ya’ll would matter! lmao
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku That’s what she said! Ask Nan!
Wannie Neal ok i can set this up all with he and we all can meet again..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Wannie over there playing matchmaker! Cos u got a man don’t mean we all need to get one!..lol
Wannie Neal yep you do…lol
Janjane Ahluwalia like ada said, me my self and I and a pack of energizer batteries gonna be just fine
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku U damn right! Say it again Bitch!
Sharon Omoikhudu i ran out of batteries… yo nan sharing is caring…
Janjane Ahluwalia I got them wholeesale from costco girl I got u covered
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Me too Bitch! I guess I won’t be watching t.v. anytime soon!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Remote Batteries gone!
Wannie Neal I dont need batteries…I never did..lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Thats because u don’t know how to use one Bitch!
Janjane Ahluwalia Wannie, u are the weakest link…Goodbye lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Goodbye!
Wannie Neal no!! bitch why i will need it for when I already get a man..lol
Wannie Neal ok go play with yourself bitch..lol bye
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Bitch ur man is not here!.. Yet!
Sharon Omoikhudu lmao!!!!! ya’ll r crazy … people gonna start thinkin we really crazy… @ Nan and Wannie get on twitter!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku Why u mad for? I’ll teach u..
Janjane Ahluwalia sharon that’s too much ppl on tweeter man, I can’t control wht ppl see on there
Wannie Neal lol… bye bitch… before your batteries run out..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku u can’t control what pple see on here either…lol
Wannie Neal your guys just make shown your wash your hands plz..lol
Wannie Neal like I say bye lonelly bitches my man is waiting on me…lol
Janjane Ahluwalia to some xtent I can ada, i’m scared of tweetin
Sharon Omoikhudu what if we dont wanna wash our hands…. lol
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku So many things we found out today:
Sharon’s preference (man/woman)
Wannie need a class, Vibrator 101
Well Nan I’m still thinking..
Sharon Omoikhudu ya’ll lets have a 4 way phone call
Wannie Neal @ Nan go play with yourself and forget about ada and sharon..
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku So Wannie are u gonna take the class?
Sharon Omoikhudu naw nigga Nan is all above… hell teacher 101
Wannie Neal gays ass mother fuccccccker…lol am down call me ..
Janjane Ahluwalia I’m a mystrey y’all lol
Wannie Neal so who calling who??
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku U damn right @Nan
Wannie Neal see that why we should all meet up at Ada.. it will be even better…we going to have some drinks.. oh come on guys.. for me I really need this talk..lol
Wannie Neal Nan go and pick up sharon…
Sharon Omoikhudu on 4 way call with my girls!
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Ada NaijaBarbie Umeaku So I guess its going down at my house!!! One night RENDEZVOUS!!! Remember whatever happens here stays here!!! Love y’all BITCHES!!!
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Exploitations of A Barbie Chick!!!
09 Sep 2010 1 Comment
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July 26, 2010.
Had a long day, glad it was coming to an end. I was definitely looking forward to a long soak and a quiet dinner. I was about an hour into packing up my stuff and moving around… Basically I was almost done for the day. Guess who called; Rhina, the Barbie Chick! Well I hadn’t seen her since we met about a week ago. She had called the weekend before, she wanted to hang out. I couldn’t make it that night, I was held up. Well today, she asked if I wanted to go to dinner; I said sure, I should be done in an hour. We met up at Barnes & Noble where we first met. She asked me to call the old white man. I was hesitant at first but I thought what harm could it do. She asked me to invite him to dinner, but he couldn’t make it. He was entertaining some guest from Brussels Belgium. We decided to go to a Chinese restaurant across the street. We had a wonderful dinner, I tried the” Lettuce chicken wrap” recommended by Rhina and we shared a bowl of Combination rice. Well, Jordan had said he would meet up with us later. Rhina told me to call him back and when I did he said he was home, we should stop by.
On our way to Jordan’s (the Caucasian man) I came to a perfect understanding of what this Barbie Chick was all about. She was a scam artist and a well-seasoned liar! She made up this story on the spot, literally! How am I supposed to trust her, everything she’s ever told me feels like bag of water with holes in it. I mean come on, where does it end… She had the nerve to say “I’m a little white liar, sometimes…” U call that little! Well you be the judge of that. Here it goes… She says to me when we get there; tell him that I have been living with you for the past two days because I got into a big fight with my aunt. Also that you need me to pay half your rent or maybe just $200 she continues. She also said to tell him that the money would also assist me in buying books and school supplies. I’m staring at her, mouth agape and eyes blinking continuously thinking what kind of fool would believe this story and give you money afterwards!
We finally get there and I say to her “Why are we here, who lives here?” She says Jordan. I am appalled. Now am thinking to myself; didn’t this lying Barbie say he was a millionaire? I ain’t no golddigger but I know when something ain’t right. He lived in a ragged two bedroom condo in a ghetto neighborhood. I learned so much about my new friend that night. We were not there too long before she started nudging me to bring up the topic about our living situation; u know the scam, never-ending lie! I panicked. Never been too good a liar and I felt like he could see through me but I ventured anyway cos my right thigh was hurting from all the poking! As soon as I started talking, Jordan’s expression changed and when I mentioned her situation with her aunt, he butted in and said that he talked to Rhina’s mother about their fights. Trying to hide my expression of disgust at the mountain of lies I have suffered at the hands of lying Barbie… She told me she didn’t live with her parents, just her aunt and her other aunt with six children from four different men who just moved into their two bedroom apartment with them. I understood from Jordan’s babbling that lying Barbie still lived with her mother; I was dismayed! After all my explaining coupled with urging from Rhina, Jordan says “I am done with supporting you, Shermaine!.” Shermaine! That bitch told me her name was Rhina! At this time, I am exhausted and my head is reeling from all the craziness surrounding me. They were talking about some phrases in French/ Spanish, by this time I was no longer interested. Then Jordan says “This sounds just like the beginning of a Nigerian scam!” I spun around so fast I could almost hear bones breaking! He continues “I am a product of royalty, my father just passed and I inherited 15 Billion dollars! Contact me and you can have 80%…” I was furious! If looks could kill, I would be at Jordan’s funeral not his condo! I mean what nerve! What gives you the right to make a 419 joke, you are not of any African descent! Even if it was true, because I would admit to have received a couple of those emails in the past (I am Nigerian by the way, if u didn’t know already). I was still enraged but I smiled instead. Right time, wrong place! Anyways, I found out later the first phrase (“I am a product of royalty”) was the beginning of an inspirational poem on Rhina’s cell phone. So Mr. (I pimp young girls of African descent residing in foreign countries) really had jokes… smh
Back in the car; I asked Rhina, (if that’s her real name, don’t care, don’t wanna know) what the relationship was between Jordan and Chana. I am not naïve but if an old man is flying you in from Brussels, Belgium; and you are half… no a quarter his age… He is pimping you and it ain’t for free especially if you are not related. Rhina had shown me a picture of Chana and she didn’t look any much older than Rhina who is about 21. Jordan should be about 50, but he looks 65! He’s obese with rapidly deteriorating and colored teeth! By now she was infuriated by Jordan and she said “Yeah they are intimate sometimes and sometimes they are not.” I left it at that. Well anyways, just made it home… another nightmare, dream in a dream! (Inception!)… Ciao!
What is Love?
14 Aug 2010 2 Comments
in Africa, art, culture, dance, dating, entertainment, Exotic, fashion, Foreign, fun, International, languages, love, Movies, music, new bloggers, Nigeria, Reggae, romance, Uncategorized Tags: boyfriend, dating, dating site, girlfriend, husband, love, love poems, love songs, lovers, loving u, other half, romance, someone special, wife
I once heard that “Love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpart in another.” How do you define love? Who am I to describe the depths of Love or fathom its capabilities… Its like being struck by lightning… Its so unexpected and entrancing! Living without loving is not living at all. Some say they are incapable of love. I say we all are. “For God so loved the world that He gave us His only son.” Also ” We are made in His own image.” If God loved us so much that He sent His only son to die for our sins and yet we are made just like Him… How much LOVE do u think we are empowered with!!! Share a little love! Sharing a little love goes a long way… “Be kind to those you meet climbing the ladder; you never know who you may meet coming down.” When you begin to love people search for the little things that count because those memories last the longest… Start with the little things in life, your elderly neighbors, co-workers, family members, you… If you’ve never loved, how do you learn to love? Open up your hearts, souls and minds and embrace the “Power of Love!”
This is the how you make me feel; this is what you do to me…
When I lay by u and our hearts beat in accordance; I rejoice cos I know my soul has found its mate! Your happiness is all I live for, your victories give me strength and your sorrows give me grief! Loving you is my soul’s delight… My heart’s joy… And my body’s mischief! I yearn for u with my living breath; even when you are close to me I wish we could be more entwined. There’s no where else I’d rather be but right here with you in the embrace of your loving arms… Even if I never live to see the Wonders of World, the Eiffel tower in Paris or the Great plains of The Rocky mountains; Am blessed cos I had you for a day! God loved me so much that he carved you to perfection just for me. Your flaws to others are my charms… I love you with my soul!
The Nature of My Hair!!!
09 Aug 2010 5 Comments
in Africa, art, Black Hair, culture, Erykah Badu, Exotic, fashion, India Arie, music, Nappy Roots, new bloggers, Nigeria, Uncategorized Tags: Black is Beautiful, Hair, Natural hair
I have been natural for two years now… Its a miracle I haven’t shaved my head bald or deliberately tolerated the pain and just pulled all my hair out!!! Its one of the hardest things to do! Its funny how you have to struggle to look good in one hairstyle or the other but nappy buds just keep mocking you by rolling out under the weave or pulling out of the braids and inviting others to join! The only consolation I have in all this is; is when I take the braids or sew-in out and see how much my hair has grown… Some days are better than others, somedays its actually worth the headache. It doesn’t soothe the longing or lust (for lack of better words) after shiny black hair with parts in front with my hair out! I look at those people, yeah I said “those people” They are different from us! Don’t you see it too… Well those people act like its really theirs, not that I don’t when I could but I wish mine could look more real. Being Nappy has become a way of life and I’ve come to embrace it. Besides it works and feels good to say you are truly and proudly natural! Not that any of us can afford not to be with all the “KardASSians” and “PamANderson” (Courtsey: Jess & Karen) running around. All my friends are nappy or atleast most of them are. I’m proud to be Nappy; gonna keep pushing until better sense prevails! What’s ur story?
Hail Nappy Roots!!!
At thy throne we bow; Please tell Nappy Buds & Friends to allow us to enjoy a day in the pool, Its Summer 4 Heavens sake!
Black Is Beautiful
Barbie Chick
03 Aug 2010 9 Comments
in art, Beyonce', Ciara, culture, dance, dating, entertainment, fashion, fun, Lady Gaga, languages, love, Movies, music, new bloggers, Nicki Minaj, Nigeria, Reggae, romance, Uncategorized
July 21, 2010
Barbie Chick
What makes u a Barbie Chick? Hmmm… I guess we are about to find out…
I am sitting at Barnes & Noble upstairs on a wooden chair in the most uncomfortable position. If you’ve ever been to a Barnes & Noble you’ll know that by noon all the good spots are taken and hassled over once another becomes available. Anyways I guess I was better off cos an hour before that I found myself sitting on the floor in the midst of dog poop!.. nah am lying.. I was in the animals section but it smelled like poop or maybe I basically imagined it. I’m struggling in my new position trying to readjust and refocus when a couch became available across from me. I looked up and this brown-skinned girl smiled at me. She was also on a wooden chair adjacent to me. So am guessing she was gunning for the couch too… she looks at me and says “You can have it, you’ve been here longer” I was elated! I moved over with my luggage (yeah am packing at a bookstore), settled in and continued studying. She asks where am from and if I was in school? If you are reading this you probably already know the answers to those questions.. well if u don’t; don’t feel bad you are not missing out! Back to this shiznit.. I returned the favor and she said she was a model. I got back to studying.
About an hour later and a short bathroom break in between she came over and nuzzled into my couch right next to me. We started talking again. An older lady sitting next to us (I believe she was 82) was amazed at how fast we had become friends; I guess it’s because she practically saw it happen. I turned back to continue conversing with my new friend and she says to me “ I’m a Barbie Chick!” I must have looked really lost and confused cos her next question was “Do you know what that means?” I said “Yeah yeah it means that you’re kinda Bougie qui qui (Madea)” she says umm yeah something like that like Nicki Minaj… I was like yeah! Not knowing I was still lost but don’t worry your girl got saved cos two minutes later some chick called her phone and she told me to answer it. I refused at first but you know what, I was like screw it what harm can It do! They talked for a minute, I heard “babe” a couple of times. I am not naïve but can be oblivious to certain truths sometimes. Later I understood that my new friend was bisexual and wanted me to answer the phone to make her chick jealous. By this time, am about done studying, my brain was saturated and I needed a break! She calls up her friend, some white old guy and lied to him telling him she was stuck and her car had run out of gas. She had said she was going to ask him to take us to dinner. Well he showed up about 30 minutes later with a gas can and put gas (unwanted gas, because her tank was full!) in her car. She invited him to dinner but he said he had to go back to work. Then she says “Well give me some money, I wanna take Ada to an early dinner.” He gave her some money, don’t know how much though.
We end up uptown at nice Mexican restaurant with an indoor patio (sunroom). We had a lovely dinner, and invited a tall, dark and handsome dentist to join us. He was wandering the street and texting, practically pacing back and forth. I thought I knew him; I say “He looks so familiar, like a guy I used to date.” Before I could decide if he was the same person, she yells “Hey sexy!” He must be really confident cos he spun around like we said his full name, middle initial included. He walked over and joined us. We exchanged pleasantries and discussed careers, places we’d been and lived at. He had friends waiting at a bar across the street. He told us that he wanted to do something different, he wasn’t content in life. He gave me his number, said his name was Lee and took off. Don’t know if I would ever call him…
We gotta work out the enchiladas and nachos we just had. My cycling instructor would be so proud but am scared of her she could probably take a mid-sized man. We walked around the block and jumped on the train. Two Caucasian guys sitting by the door moved over so they could be by us. We refused to talk to them and they flicked us off. People had got on and got off downtown. When the train was headed back uptown, a couple sitting on a bench ahead and across from us turned around and asked us from money. I said I didn’t have any cash on me but Barbie chick pulled out like four ones and gave them to the couple. This couple had been sitting there for a while even before we got on. We started talking about it and came to the conclusion that they had already been scamming people all day. Too late! We took pictures and made funny videos on this tourist train and she also pointed out really nice restaurants and hotels downtown. She said she would love to take me to these places some day. Oh and by the way, the whole time we were together, I was texting two guys I had just met; one the night before and the other about a week ago at the gym. We finally got off and were contemplating watching a movie. It was @ 10pm, we had about 30 minutes to decide. During that time, we sat on the bench and talked about being bisexual/bi-curious, really rich guys and nice cars. I told her I was not bi-curious but I had nothing against people who were either of the two. We decide to watch the movie, practically held hands throughout. We drove back to B&N, I got in my car and we parted ways. She promised to call me the next day and drove off.
At that I woke up! Oh and by the way her name was Rhina…
Am I a Barbie Chick?!?
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The Egusi Principle!!!
25 Jul 2010 9 Comments
in Africa, Exotic, Food, Foreign, Foreign food, International, Soups, Uncategorized Tags: Africa, foreign, international, Nigerian food
From an Igbo person’s perspective:
Disclaimer: This is not a movie! Just thought the name will be more appropraite and familiar…
When I decide to cook this soup, I wanted to make it better than the other ones I have cooked in the past. Besides my parents were in town a couple of months ago and my mom’s soup was sooooooo good I almost lost my fingers..literally! I really hope someday someone will say that about my soup.. As we know, they say ” the stomach is the way to a man’s heart!” Well seeing that am still single with no prospects that says a lot about my cooking..
I called my mom today at about 1pm, being a good daughter I didn’t want to wake her up because there’s a 6-hour difference. But she still didn’t answer, so I had to undertake this scary and gruesome expedition alone, well not really.. I had my tweetbirds with me and I told them every step. So I started.. Hmm.. well I couldn’t really because the very first step required onions and I was out. I had to run across the street and get some. Now before I started I opened the windows, I was not gonna let the alarms go out on me again which will be a confirmation to my nosy neighbors that I sucked! I had already bought the palm oil(red oil) I was going to use some days before. I also had some chicken and goa t meat in broth that I had cooked a week ago in the freezer, so I was set..
Ingredients:
- ground Egusi
- Palm oil (red oil)
- stock fish (optional)

- cooked chicken/goat meat + broth
- Maggi cubes (3)
- salt
- Bitterleaf (optional)
- sliced onions
- Started with getting the pot hot, then I added red oil and waited about 3 minutes before adding the sliced onions on low heat.
- I put about two handfuls of ground egusi in a bowl, added some water and made a paste.
- When the oil was hot enough, I poured the contents of the bowl in the pot and started frying. I was careful not to let it burn by continuously stirring it.
- I took the meat and broth and warmed it the microwave.
- I fried the egusi until dry and then I added the broth containing chicken thighs and goat meat.
- I added crayfish, three maggi cubes and salt.
- I poured about a quarter cup of argo into a bowl and added water, stirred it and poured into the soup (used for thickening the soup.)
- I broke off some dawadawa and added some red-hot pepper with a half cup of water and blended set on puree.
- (Dawadawa is for flavor.. My mom left some and i used it. if u have it use it, if not, don’t need to…)
- I poured the contents of the blender into the pot, stirred completely and covered to allow to boil.
- It boiled for about ten minutes and I turned off the stove.
- Well, I decided to make some fufu.
- Using my smallest pot, I filled it halfway with water and let it boil
- When the water boiled, I added one cup of fufu and turned it with a stick till it got hard.
- I added some more water and let it boil for two minutes.
- Turned off the stove and stirred the fufu to perfection..
Any suggestions or comments?!?
If you make it a different way, I’d love to know… Happy Sunday!
Overwhelmed by Technology!?!
23 Jul 2010 8 Comments
in entertainment, fun, languages, new bloggers, Uncategorized Tags: Apple, BBM, Facebook, Google, Ipod, Laptops, Myspace, Phones, Twitter, Yahoo
When was the last time u saw a marked calendar, a diary or even an appointment book? Maybe in your parents room on their bedside table or in your mom’s purse.. If u grew up in a household like mine, you’ll probably find a couple of alphabetized phone books, hand-written filled with their friends and family contacts and addresses. As the typical idiot, I proceed to ask my dad.. Why? He replies “Why not; why will I depend on technology, no be human being like yourself make am… they make mistakes!” Parents and the older generation in general will never completely trust technology; I guess that’s why their sanity is intact. Our generation depends on technology just like our next breath. People typing papers, meeting deadlines and basically carrying their entire existence on that little device. Hmmm.. Whatever happened to pen and paper?!? In the next decade, we will be engulfed by trees!!!
The increasing and never-ending fascination with technology is spiraling out of control. Check yourself, right now.. How many gadgets do u have in your hand? If one, look around your house/apt/bedroom/hole in the wall.. U know your immediate space.. It’s crazy how these things happen. My internet was out for 2 weeks and I barely even noticed except when I wanted to see the definition on the abs of the sexy guy I was stalking on Facebook. Hey we are all guilty by association, half of your friends on Facebook u added /requested them cos of how mouth-watering they looked with their shirts off or in a skimpy bikini.. Hmmm.. Don’t judge me.. Just got carried away for a second.. A friend of mine has two blackberry phones (don’t know why), an Ipod touch and an Ipad at home.. She carries all of them around with her.. too much luggage if u ask me and don’t forget their separate different chargers.. smh
Too many forms of communication flying around, it’s almost a job… Well an unpaid job, to keep up with all of them… U hear something really nice, and just to sound smart, u decide to broadcast it all over using all your gadgets! By the time u make all the required stops, that’s a complete 9-5. U don’t believe me, check this out.. Starting at Myspace, as soon as u log on, u gotta reply messages, check up on folks, check out the complete profile album of the sexy chick on your homeboy’s page and vice versa then move on to her 69 albums of different sides of her face.. smh.. 2hrs gone… Moving on, log on to Facebook, u know u gotta read all the statuses’ on the home page and just to feel relevant leave some sarcastic/witty comments, like the statuses of guys/girls u thought were cute.. U know u gotta poke some folks just for the hell of it. Now u know if you’ve been poking someone for the last two months and the most they have ever done is poke u back or not at all.. U know it’s time to walk… Am sure there is an online restraining order in the making for people like u… hell don’t feel bad they probably got a warrant out for my ass on the same charges but until then it’s your world… Keep poking!!! That’s already an hour gone mehn.. Reading messages and deleting unwanted event invitations should take about another hour; those club promoters would never get the hint!!! If i ain’t showing up, I ain’t never ever gonna!!! Stop it!!! Good luck with that, they are relentless!!! Now to the subject of Friend requestsssss.. If u ain’t in the states, I DON’T WANNA BE UR FRIEND!!! If u ain’t in my state, u gotta be hella fine to get accepted..CAPISH! Now if u don’t belong in this category, u r a stalker and I will report u to Facebook Police.. Mehn u got people from Ireland, Portugal requesting u; I can’t even see what they are writing… Oh oh if you speak a different language, I DON’T WANNA BE UR FRIEND!!! How are we gonna communicate if I can’t say your name, read your statuses or navigate through your page, seriously! Now to my fellow Nigerians; u know I had to go there… there are two reasons why they add/request you on Facebook. Either to marry you (don’t know how they plan to accomplish that but am sure if Facebook can do it, they will be bamboozled!) or to do 419 (Now, how do u expect me to buy something for you and send it without pay… when u ask for your money, they say it’s coming soon, send the package first.. How stupid do u think I am?)
Don’t get me started on Twitter!!! My friend asked me “Why are you always pounding on your phone!” I replied “I’m tweeting!” She said to me “Who do you think you are, a celebrity; get a life!” Well that didn’t stop me… B.O.B said “Nowadays we rap to stay relevant” I say “We tweet to stay relevant” When I first joined Twitter I asked my friend who is a gangsta in tweeting how I could get people to follow me?… She’s my tweet guru/hero/mentor! She’s got about 400 followers! That’s the shiznit for a normal non-celebrity like myself. She told me you have to talk dirty, have a provocative picture and keep tweeting! Too much pressure to keep tweeting, if you can’t keep their interest, your followers will wither away and desert you for a more interesting Tweetbird. Seriously, do you really think Kim Kardashian does half the things she tweets about, or do you think I do..smh
Saving the best for last!!! Welcome to the world of BBM!!! Now if you have a Blackberry, raise your hand! I see you over there, sucker!!! If you’ve had an upgrade in the last three months, raise your hand! Now keep that hand up and use the other hand to slap yourself across the face! Good job, double-suckers!!! Don’t get ur panties in a wad, am a first level sucker too! There is so much buzz surrounding the BBM; it’s crazy! It’s so addictive; it’s been nicknamed “CRACKBERRY!” I’m staring at my phone for about a minute every five minutes looking for a red blinking light or listening for a ping sound if I’m not at work. Now if nothing happens in the next ten minutes; I pick up my phone, stare at it for five minutes then pull out the battery to reboot it cos am certain I must be missing out on a private chat, group discussion or on-going latest gossip. It’s an epidemic! This has become your full time job because you are certain that your main job that pays your bills is a distraction. You feel distracted by the teacher in front of the classroom, on-going speech by your boss on web development or your wailing starving children. This is an inception! Wake up! Somebody save the world! True story… This is a narration of events that transpired between my co-worker and her best friend. They are out to lunch on a Thursday afternoon. Her friend says “Did you ever catch your husband cheating on you?” My co-worker replies “No! Really where did you hear this?” Her friend says “I called you and we talked about it, they meet at motel 6 every Wednesday afternoon. I gave you the room number and address!” My co-worker replies “We never had this discussion!” By the time she searched her Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and BBM, the tramp/heifer was on her second child for her husband while they were still married. My co-worker tells me “I love him and ain’t leaving him; I guess my son will have to share his birthday with his half-sister.” Dumbfounded; all I could do was SMH…








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